Warning: This post is not nice. I say fuck a lot. Just an FYI.
I moved a year ago. I moved about 150 miles from my family and friends. But from September of last year to this past May, I was still "near" my family 5 days a week due to finishing school in my old city. I know that's a crazy thing to do, but I couldn't afford to pay rent in 2 places AND drive back and forth to see my BF AND finish school in 2 semesters. So instead, I moved with my BF and drove up to school on Monday mornings (at the ass crack of dawn) and drove home Friday afternoons when I was finished with school. It was a lot of driving and even though I technically moved and all my stuff was in the new city.... I still felt like I hadn't really left yet.
All that changed when May rolled around. Once I graduated, I obviously spent a lot less time in my old city. I was up there a few times for birthdays or things I volunteered to help my alma mater with, so maybe 4-5 times a month. Still kind of a lot for someone who just moved far, far away. I still got to see my super awesome friends and my family pretty regularly and I think they all go used to it. It was fine with me because I really don't have any friends in my new city anyway.
Fast forward to now. I don't drive the 3+ hours up to my old city that often. Between July and today I think maybe I've been up 4-5 times total. Usually at least for an overnight visit. Here's the thing that is now currently pissing me off more than anything other thing (besides finding a "big kid" job).....
All the mother fucking, cock sucking, whiny ass little BITCHES who ask me almost on a daily fucking basis when I'm coming to visit. HERE'S A FUCKING CLUE - YOU can drive YOUR happy ass in YOUR own fucking car and waste YOUR own goddamn gas to come fucking see ME. The highway has a northbound and southbound side. I know, I've driven both sides many, many, MANY times and I could probably do it passed out in the trunk. Seeing as how I currently only have a measly part time job, I cannot afford to come and see you fuckers every other week because you miss me. We have a spare bedroom, we keep food in the house, we have extra parking..... you don't even have to rent a hotel... or feed yourself for that matter. Out of all these whiners, my family has only visited a handful of times and 1 friend stopped by on her way to and from visiting some of her family. 1 friend. What's everyone else's excuse? "Well, if you come up here you can see lots of people... if I come down there it's only you." FUCK THAT! So... I'm important enough to bitch and whine to about not seeing, but I'm not important enough for you to not be a lazy ass and drive down a weekend. Leave Friday night and go home Sunday afternoon. You won't miss work and neither will I. I need as much of my paycheck as I can finagle thank you very much. Now I can excuse the few of my friends who very much want to come visit me but cannot afford the gas money to get to the grocery store, let alone drive 100+ miles to get here. I understand that. I can leave them out of my rant for now. But everyone else. I'm giving you two big ol' middle fingers. You. Can. Suck. It.
